By Max Cohen
49ers win again, which begs the question: Is Jimmy Garoppolo the best QB in the history of NFL?
The San Francisco 49ers have won their last two games. Jimmy Garoppolo has started for the 49ers their last two games. Coincidence? I think not. What I do think, however, is that he is the best quarterback in the history of the NFL. What did Tom Brady do Sunday? Nothing. Jimmy G? Won by ten and picked apart the Texans defense throwing for over 300 yards, all while being the handsomest quarterback in the NFL. James Garoppolo has thrown for over 600 yards in two weeks and has a winning percentage of 1.000. The bum also known as Tom Brady hasn’t even cracked 500 yards his last two outings, and although he has won both, his opponents were the Dolphins and Bills. Not to mention Jimmy has never lost a Superbowl while Terrific Tom has lost two, to Eli Manning for crying out loud. Handsome James G has faced the daunting defensive duo of the Bears and Texans and hasn’t shown any rust. The dude flies cross country and gets thrown into a new system and boom, #winningonly. I think it’s safe to say that NFL fans have been graced with the presence of the best quarterback in NFL history, so sit back and enjoy James Richard Garoppolo tear apart NFL defenses for years to come.
The San Francisco 49ers have won their last two games. Jimmy Garoppolo has started for the 49ers their last two games. Coincidence? I think not. What I do think, however, is that he is the best quarterback in the history of the NFL. What did Tom Brady do Sunday? Nothing. Jimmy G? Won by ten and picked apart the Texans defense throwing for over 300 yards, all while being the handsomest quarterback in the NFL. James Garoppolo has thrown for over 600 yards in two weeks and has a winning percentage of 1.000. The bum also known as Tom Brady hasn’t even cracked 500 yards his last two outings, and although he has won both, his opponents were the Dolphins and Bills. Not to mention Jimmy has never lost a Superbowl while Terrific Tom has lost two, to Eli Manning for crying out loud. Handsome James G has faced the daunting defensive duo of the Bears and Texans and hasn’t shown any rust. The dude flies cross country and gets thrown into a new system and boom, #winningonly. I think it’s safe to say that NFL fans have been graced with the presence of the best quarterback in NFL history, so sit back and enjoy James Richard Garoppolo tear apart NFL defenses for years to come.
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