The Polish Prince
Has there ever been a more Lions win? I mean, after watching a team win its 5th in a row and 8 out of 9, has there been this bad of feeling? Not only did the Lions look bad in their win but Green Bay looked awesome and when you look at the last 3 games for the Lions (@ Giants, @ Dallas, vs Green Bay) I am officially worried about a choke job. No fan base has felt worse about a 2 game lead with 3 games to go than this one. This situation has also refueled my hate for Aaron Rodgers. F you dude. You can't be shitty all year then try to snatch it away from me at the last second. Didn't you read my last blog? I need money. Unless you're willing to pony up $300 then stop being good. I hate you so much. You’re lame and your State Farm commercials suck now. You expect me to believe a right minded person would use a fucking golf club to kill a fly. NO! We aren’t that stupid. I hope State Farm drops your ass and goes back to BJ Raji. You don’t need this Division title. I do. Don’t you want me to have joy and spending money on spring break? Do you hate me like you hate your family? Spoiler alert people: Aaron Rodgers hates his family because he is a huge dick that no one can get along with. I hope Olivia Munn divorces you and marries me when I become a hundredaire. We are gonna take that money, maybe go to dinner and movie then go to Tim Hortons afterwards for a donut* or a bagel and some delightful chatting. Then I’ll break her heart because I know you would still care about her. I hate you Rodgers, everything about you.
*He for sure spells it doughnut. Get off your damn high horse dude. You’re not better than me.
The Good:
The Bad:
The Ugly:
Wow, reading back on that opening paragraph, there is a lot of hate. Too much hate for one person. So this is my call to you, hate Rodgers with me. I have a surplus of hate and I can give you a hell of a deal on it. So come on visit me for special holiday offers like 0% down and no APR for 21 months. Only at Potocki Chevrolet, Buick, Chrysler, Hate!
P.S. Aaron, if you ever want to come on my podcast I will work around your schedule. Would love to have you on.
*He for sure spells it doughnut. Get off your damn high horse dude. You’re not better than me.
The Good:
- Defense: Only gave up 10 points. Cant ask for much more than that.
- Stafford: Despite a bad pick-6 he showed a lot of grit and resilience. That last scoring drive was MVP highlight reel stuff
- Prater: The Goat
- Coaching Staff: Did a nice job keeping the team poised after the pick-6 and the defense had a solid game plan.
- DeAndre Levy: Limited snaps but he looked pretty decent while out there. Could be a huge addition to a defense that is hitting its stride.
The Bad:
- Joique Bell: Bruh
- My Hate for Rodgers: He hasn't done anything to me and the Lions incompetency is more to blame for my pain than him. Really gotta try to dial it back, can’t be good for my blood pressure
The Ugly:
- Officiating: Completely botched a hands to the face call on Graham Glasgow and then ruined an opportunity to at least tie for the Bears. This is a problem. There needs to be repercussions for poor officiating.
- Staffords Injury: I would be lying if I said I wasn’t shook when I heard about the severity of it. I’m not worried about his accuracy, I’m worried about his velocity. If he has a tough time fitting the ball into small windows, that offense could get even worse than it is sometimes.
Wow, reading back on that opening paragraph, there is a lot of hate. Too much hate for one person. So this is my call to you, hate Rodgers with me. I have a surplus of hate and I can give you a hell of a deal on it. So come on visit me for special holiday offers like 0% down and no APR for 21 months. Only at Potocki Chevrolet, Buick, Chrysler, Hate!
P.S. Aaron, if you ever want to come on my podcast I will work around your schedule. Would love to have you on.