Cubs fans, your wait is finally over! Most of you reading this have suffered through ten, even fifteen years without a title. Must feel pretty great to rid yourselves of that curse. If you’re a little bit older you got to watch the greatest basketball player of all-time bring six championships to the Windy City. Sure the Blackhawks have won three Stanley Cups in the past six years, but the United Center isn’t in the nicest part of town. You’ve always been a Cubs fan, Wrigley Field is so much fun! You’ll never forget sitting in your dad’s corporate seats right behind home plate, or your first beer in the bleachers.
But aren't you worried it’s not going to be as fun now that the curse is over? Well sure, I’d imagine it's fun watching your team win. Yeah, a parade with all those fans does sound fun. But aren’t you going to miss being the “lovable losers?” No, that’s not your identity anymore. With a $100,000,000+ payroll and a ton of young talent you’re on the verge of a dynasty, the likes of which your city hasn’t seen since 2015. You still want to root for a lovable loser? I think I have the team for you.