WCBN SPORTS
  • Home
  • The Team
    • Charlie Brigham
    • Adam Bressler >
      • Articles
    • Joshua Tenzer >
      • Articles
    • Jared Greenspan >
      • Articles
    • Zachery Linfield
    • Zach Corsun
  • About Us
    • Notable Alumni
  • Blog
    • NFL
    • MLB
    • NBA
    • NHL
    • XFL
    • NCAA Football
    • NCAA Basketball
    • Sports Business
    • Sports Media
  • Media
    • Podcasts
    • Photos >
      • Michigan Football vs Rutgers (September 25, 2021)
      • Michigan Football vs Northwestern (October 23, 2021)
      • Michigan Football vs Indiana (November 6, 2021)
      • Michigan Football vs Iowa (December 4, 2021)
      • Michigan MBB vs Maryland (January 18, 2022)
      • Michigan Football vs Colorado State (September 3, 2022)
      • Michigan Football vs Connecticut (September 17, 2022)
      • Michigan Football vs Maryland (September 24, 2022)
      • Michigan Football vs Nebraska (November 12, 2022)
      • Michigan MBB vs Penn State (January 4, 2023)
  • Contact
  • Donate
  • Home
  • The Team
    • Charlie Brigham
    • Adam Bressler >
      • Articles
    • Joshua Tenzer >
      • Articles
    • Jared Greenspan >
      • Articles
    • Zachery Linfield
    • Zach Corsun
  • About Us
    • Notable Alumni
  • Blog
    • NFL
    • MLB
    • NBA
    • NHL
    • XFL
    • NCAA Football
    • NCAA Basketball
    • Sports Business
    • Sports Media
  • Media
    • Podcasts
    • Photos >
      • Michigan Football vs Rutgers (September 25, 2021)
      • Michigan Football vs Northwestern (October 23, 2021)
      • Michigan Football vs Indiana (November 6, 2021)
      • Michigan Football vs Iowa (December 4, 2021)
      • Michigan MBB vs Maryland (January 18, 2022)
      • Michigan Football vs Colorado State (September 3, 2022)
      • Michigan Football vs Connecticut (September 17, 2022)
      • Michigan Football vs Maryland (September 24, 2022)
      • Michigan Football vs Nebraska (November 12, 2022)
      • Michigan MBB vs Penn State (January 4, 2023)
  • Contact
  • Donate

A Guide to Booing Your Sports Ex

2/14/2017

0 Comments

 
​And Grades for How OKC Fans Did Saturday

By: Bogart Lipe
    Everyone knew it was coming. We knew it the second the decision was made. The entire city of Oklahoma City had been preparing for this the day since Kevin Durant’s Player Tribune declaration that he would join the Warriors this season. A lot of tears, anger, and most importantly, pettiness, led up to last Saturday night. People were mean. People wore “KowarD” t-shirts at the game. A man dressed up in a Rey Mysterio-like mask, a cape, and painted a KD-themed cupcake on his chest and gut. But this is what happens when fans have to deal with the spearhead of the best 8 years of fandom they may ever experience leaving their team and forming a never-before-seen powerhouse: grown men sacrifice their self-respect for the sake of a scorned fanbase. Without fail, this manifests itself in ridiculous and undignified displays of fanhood, which begs the question: is there a certain recipe for success when a superstar like KD returns to his former home in the fashion he did Saturday? Yes. Yes there is.

Here is the Official Guide For Booing The Player You Now Hate When He/She Comes Back For The First Time.

1.      Player Intros

The building needs to shake. An earthquake needs to be induced by the boos when said player is introduced. The PA announcer’s words must be muffled by jeers. This is step 1 in a successful night of booing. A great meal cannot start with a bland, lukewarm appetizer. The basketball booing appetizer must be a delicious blend of frustration and disgust.

The OKC fans served us all a decent appetizer. It grabbed my attention, but did not blow me away. I wanted to stay for dinner, but only because I had made this reservation months in advance and was looking forward to this for just as long. I was not thrilled about spending money on something that says it includes four servings when it only truly serves two, but I was not mad either. It didn’t sate my hunger enough for me to be fully satisfied, however.

OKC Grade: B

2.      Endurance

The booing cannot stop. If you hate this player as much as you claim to, it must not cease. No matter the score, no matter the situation, the booing must continue. Whenever the player touches the ball, boo. Whenever the player scores, boo. The only situation when booing may halt is if the player commits a foul or misses a shot. Then you can cheer. Every other time the player is involved in the play, boo.

OKC did a wonderful job of this, constantly harassing KD from tipoff until the end of the game. The game was basically over as soon as KD made his first shot, and then it was definitely over once the Warriors got up by 23 going into half, but the fans did not stop. Credit to them. It’s difficult booing one of the best scorers ever as he hangs 34 points on 12-21 shooting and 9 rebounds on your team in a blowout loss, including a 30 footer to formally ice the game when Westbrook was supposed to be guarding him. It’s not easy. But the OKC fans did not stop. It was beautiful, if you’re into the whole booing the best person to ever happen to your sports well-being sort of thing.

OKC Grade: A-

3.      Home Team Success

In order to successfully boo an opposing player, your team must keep the game close. The “scoreboard” comeback cannot be available for use by the opponent. In the same way you cannot successfully trash talk when you make a jumpshot while your team is down 20-8 and you are facing game point, you cannot boo with success unless the game is close.

This was hard for the Thunder fans to do. Although they made a mini run in the 4th, the game wasn’t close for roughly 35 minutes of the game. This is admittedly difficult when you’re facing a team that consistently hits shots that only 5 people in the world can make, while having 3 of the aforementioned players. However, Russell Westbrook had the perfect Russ game, with 47 points, 11 rebounds, 8 assists, and 11 turnovers. When Russ has a triple double with turnovers game, you know he went full-on Relentless Russ on you. The fact the face of Durant disdain (or so it appears in public) had a monster stats game, for better or worse, helps this would-be failing grade.

OKC Grade: C-

4.      Pettiness

This may be the most important part of the guide. Forget the altered jerseys of the former player. That’ll get you a passing grade, but the true petty fans strive to take it further. You must be original, and have a few current players who will join you in the search for ultimate pettiness. Teamwork is important when being petty. The fans must be on the same page. A theme is preferred, and using previous comments and inside jokes the player made while on your team against him/her takes your pettiness over the top.

Well, OKC took it over the top. T-shirts were abundant. The aforementioned KowarD shirts were common, while cupcakes with the number 35 or the poop emoji were emblazoned on merchandise. The inside joke the Thunder had with KD on the team, calling opposing “soft” players “cupcakes”, was constantly shouted at him during the game. Even if KD isn’t soft (and he is definitely not soft), the fans did not care. This is the embodiment of pettiness. Westbrook was also very petty on Saturday. He even showed up in a Willie Beamen jersey, which I’d like to think was in reference to the Warriors blowing a 3-1 lead (because for those who do not know, Willie Beamen’s jersey number was 13). Did the Thunder blow a 3-1 lead too? Yes. But being petty does not mean acknowledging your own shortcomings, only the opponent’s. The way the fans were a single unit in their heckling of Durant was textbook. They will forever be the gold standard in this part of the Booing Guide.

OKC Grade: A++


Overall OKC Grade: B+


           Kevin Durant might not have deserved to be booed. He has done countless wonderful things for the city of Oklahoma City and its sports fans. However, as mentioned before, this is what happens the first game back. There may be a day when Durant gets the standing ovation he deserves, but that day seems very far away as of now. He did get the win, now the 3rd straight over his former team this year, and had yet another efficient 30 point game. So although the OKC fans scored well according to the above guide, KD finished top of the class and the night.
0 Comments



Leave a Reply.

    Author

    Write something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview.

    Archives

    April 2022
    March 2022
    January 2022
    November 2020
    September 2020
    August 2020
    July 2020
    June 2020
    April 2020
    March 2020
    February 2020
    January 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    September 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019
    March 2019
    February 2019
    January 2019
    December 2018
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    March 2018
    February 2018
    January 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    June 2017
    May 2017
    April 2017
    March 2017
    February 2017
    January 2017
    December 2016
    November 2016
    October 2016
    September 2016
    August 2016
    March 2016

    Categories

    All
    Adam Bressler
    Business
    Football
    Golf
    Jared Greenspan
    Joshua Tenzer
    Lacrosse
    Media
    Michigan Football
    MLB
    NBA
    NCAA Basketball
    NCAA Football
    NFL
    NHL
    Power Rankings
    Softball
    William Gregory
    XFL

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.
Photo from Mike Sinko